Episode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels Bryan and Brett watch. Some super boring math problem. Does Brett have IBS? Gibbons are actually pretty cool animals. Searching the drops archive because…

Episode 688: A woman in Keene, NH is pissing on produce. Do we know her? Ford Taurus SHO. Can Gabriela speak with a Spanish accent? Brett rants; was the wicked witch actually the good witch of OZ? Idioms. We play with puzzles Puke’s Mom bought us for 30 minutes! AI is the new astrology for…

Episode 687: Was there good gravy this Thanksgiving? What is umami? What is a goblerito? Brett outsources an ass problem. Puke has Root Beer pee. Andrew is due for his own health problems. The promise of the in-home trash compactor. Do you fear putting liquids in the trash? We fail a US capital city geography…

Episode 686: Zonkey sighting! Brett tries to pronounce the name of a NY town that Andrew bought a hat for Puke in. How do you get a boat over a mountain? Andrew argues that Brett didn’t see a good comedy show. Driving with your significant other and being subjected to their retarded audio books. Will…

Episode 685: Gabriela brings food into the studio, but it isn’t disgusting this time. Brett wants a vocabulary bee. Should you sun your gooch? Hungarian food. B&G tell stories in front of a bunch of hippies or something? Puke tuned out for most of it. Andrew wrestles a trailer on the highway. EBT of TikTok.…

Episode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI…

Episode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn’t real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew’s new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors…

Episode 682: Young Alex is here! Andrew writes his manifesto. Cats and raccoons have a standoff in Puke’s shed. We went to a corn pit and ate Amish donuts. Can we find a clean street in India? Gabriela refuses to describe lesbians. Taco Bell party! Alex needed a break from UFO research. The smallest, cutest…

Episode 681: Brett and Bryan debate wether it was China or Israel that perpetrated 9/11. AI data centers are eating all of our racetracks. Did Tower 7 Wag the Dog? Is this actor actually Jewish? Bryan brought a banana suit! Scrumping strumpets. Radicalized by Instagram Reels.

Episode 680: Therapeutic grunts. Brett is worried that last weeks guest doesn’t think China did 9/11. Who is Nick Fuentes anyway? How many Jews live in China; the whole world. Andrew’s Grandmother goes to tranny Zoom temple. The Jews of Wheeling, West Virginia. Cone Piss. Puke’s cult church childhood. Watching Sumo Wrestling.