PATG093 – Portmansheau

Portmansheau

PATG093

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Recording Date – 09 / June / 2013
Music picked by – [listener: Marco]
The Gang – Puke, Andrew, Julia, Nick

Intro Song –

[artist] Panteón Rococó
[song] Abajo y a La Izquierda

Weekly Ramblings –

[nr] I ran a 5k (This can be break show too. I don’t even know if I’m on the show)
[am/ps] Fast 6
Need = Drugs?

Curmudgeon Corner –

[puke] My directories have been corrupted and I’ve been adding new photos to a file folder that gets overwritten every week!
[andrew] Habitual liar at work
[andrew] Voicemails
[andrew] Confusing landlord
[puke] Am I an asshole? Wouldn’t it be better to kill yourself on a high note than die slowly of old age.
[andrew] Linkedin???
[julia] No more homework! / Redbull is out! Coffee is in!

Shove it in your pie-hole –

[drink] Sam Adams: Imperial Stout, Double Bock, Boston Lager

Break Song –

[artist] Panteón Rococó
[song] la Carencia

News –

New & Cool –

[puke] Google brings nutrition information for more than 1,000 food items to search

More News –

[nr] Parents charged for letting kid ride with dog

- [Did you do strange car things as a kid?]

[puke] Dumb people are now renting tires.
[puke] Manchester restaurant “too big to fail”.

Incoherent Ramblings –

[See Below]

Outro Plugs –

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Outro Song –

[artist] Panteón Rococó
[song] Quiero Bailar Contigo

Incoherent Ramblings – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
From: Chris – Father of the Year
Message: How bad a person am I?
I wrote to you in Episode 27 about my dogs continually running away. Your not incredibly helpful solution was to get a leash or a goldfish. One of the dogs (Molly) went missing over Memorial Day weekend, and then we saw her picture on the Dog Warden’s website. Good to know she was alive, but when I talked to my wife, she persuaded me to leave her (the dog, not my wife) at the pound, so that she’ll get adopted by somebody with a fence and perhaps a cat. This also let us avoid penalties, etc for not having gov’t ID for the dog. Also, the last time one of them was captured by the dog warden, it cost $150 to recompense some old coot for the chickens the dogs killed. And we didn’t even get the chickens.
We told the 5 year old who downloads your show that Molly was in the woods playing with chipmunks, and the 5 year old is totally fine with that.
But I still feel bad, and therefore, I turn to the judgement of young people likely in a drunken stupor for guidance.
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That hobo came back!
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