Episode 589: It’s the hottest Labor Day to ever be labored. Carrying couches and digging ditches. Is Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins the same man? Tim Pool may be listening. Beef alarm! Grilled pizza. Andrew dreams after driving a Miata Cruise. Puke gets vandalized. Squeeze the creamer. The town that saved Christmas.

Episode 588: Brett stares at sack at the gym. How was everyone Spaniardly raped? Puke’s favorite image from the Trump arrest this week. Andrew is tired of PGH whites demanding parks everywhere. Puke is making a home gym. Andrew gets a candle. Thumb update! Have you heard of “retard strength”? Fishbone and Parliament in McKees…

Episode 587: Do we like our laughs? What movies make us cry? Can we trust Nick Gray and his “2 Hour Cocktail Party”? Shaggy. Meet the parents in Maine. Rubbing sand on the skin. Andrew gets a new Buick; drives it to Maine and back. Remember crawdads? Puke found one. The Legion of Skanks. NH…

Episode 586: The rope swing is back! Puke goes to Sheetz. Andrew has a thumb. Old Buick’s. Boat slip-n-slide. A groundhog, a squirrel, and an alligator. Park yoga lady. Too many things to worry about.

Episode 585: We just got back from Cleveland and hit record. Why were we there? Would you like to know more? What happened to the rope swing? Who rode the boat tube this week? Does Andrew have a grandchild? B&G have a two hour cocktail party; Puke refuses to participate. How loud are weddings in…

Episode 584: Puke is back from a trip to Niagara Falls. How tall? How wide? How many family? Who Superman? Andrew’s Grandpa just wants to be left alone. Brett eats Len & Larry’s. A trap was set for Puke’s mother. Will Andrew buy a new car? Gabriela is a having a party and it’s going…

Episode 583: Andrew and Brett break into Puke’s house while he’s away to record a show. Debate about the heights of buildings ensues. Andrew tries Lucky Charms oatmeal. The PGH Vintage Grand Prix. Brett may be injures again. Hiring a boy. What is a bed derby? Why is it so easy to get only insane…

Episode 582: No one agrees on the color of Puke’s shirt. Brett gets his own computer, hilarity ensues. Beans and sardines on a plane. Montana. Debating oats and granola. The Dutch make the most disgusting liquorice. Succotash. Bison vs Elk. Are 9/11 holograms real? Brett ruins the show with Fonzi videos. Which ethnic groups count…

Episode 581: PGH gets the Canadian smoke! Puke gets mad at the whiners because he’s experienced real pollution when he was in Pakistan. Andrew gets the drywall. Darshan bidi cigarettes. Is the Ohio river valley really that bad? Fuck windmills! But not the ones from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”. Mattress height. Andrew deals with a…

Episode 580: Brett and Gabe join us this week to share a special announcement! Andrew realizes that men get old and only talk about their various pains. We try Mexican wheat wafers. Debate ensues about ox tail, candy corn, marshmallows, Lucky Charms, and licorice. Our PATG plungers are still at Porcfest! Puke passes on the…