Author: Puke

Episode 638: Two hours of Tic, Tac, Toe talk! JKLOL! We try to figure out the youth lingo like hag-maxing, gooner, pie-maxing, bussin’, skibidi, salad-maxing, etc. Andrew was right to hate Pittsburgh’s cliche’ tourist restaurant, Primanti Brothers. Rap jacking. Song remix debate.

Episode 637: We argue about Rock-Paper-Scissors for two hours.

Episode 636: Brett & Gabriela have been successfully wed! Andrew played hockey, we are going to see some hockey. Who is George Floyd? Arguing politics at the wedding. Searching for coney dogs. Brevity is the soul of a good text. NO FOOD IN THE STUDIO! Eating popcorn on a plane. Harris political signs confuse and…

Episode 635: Young Alex is here to eat pickles! What are the sexual bases and why is there no home plate? Puke is the only tattoochioed one. Remembering 9/12. What is a Coney Dog? Aroma memories. Who was your childhood hero? Alex learns about space. What is spawning? Beaver tails. Are we colorblind?

Episode 634: Brett is only one week away from the bliss of being done with the marriage paperwork. Did you practice a custom signature? Puke did, and Andrew is mad about it. Is the election going to be a disaster? Will evil prevail? Are all the normies just uninformed idiots? Did one of us help…

Episode 633: A compunction for conjunctions! The shooter’s gun is revealed. Learning about tracers. It’s election season and we are filled with joy. Hyphens solve all problems. A factory for cheesecake. Gaping cloacas. Why does corn have ears? Puke is given a rabbit. The Pittsburgh wedding cookie table. Childhood ruined by apricot.

Episode 632: What do all of the numbers of guns mean? Andrew doesn’t know and this makes him cross. He thinks cars are much less confusing. Then he tells us about the time he buttered his weiner and milked his dong. Andrew learns about the details of the Trump shooting from an inside source! A…

Episode 631: We’re all back! Andrew and Puke drove around Appalachia, Brett and Gabriela drove to Maine. There was a Grand Prix, kudzu, puppies, a cave, and a hill-climb. Andrew almost died! Brett makes his own gas now. Gabriela asks about garbage microphones. Andrew yells about the Trump assassination attempt. Zucchini spirals.

Episode 630: Every ice-maker breaks at every time. Cruising Miatas on an ice cream tour of Appalachia. The stress of vacationing when Andrew. Living a post-focus life. Race video; car not skin. Taking a boat thru a lock and into a cove. Swimmer’s ear. Go buy-yak with cash only. Bird strike prevention.

Episode 629: Happy 13th birthday! Andrew is the “fuck” now. Puke upgrades the studio computer. Making a Robert Ludlum diorama. Brett nearly dies in the race Miata. Wanting to fly. War slaves. Bedding wash and bunchy dick. Brett and Gabriela watch some gay movie. Andrew drives 2800 miles in one week. Watching the “stuff” results…

Episode 628: Big news from the weekend! Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 fame has died. Also, Richard Simmons. The length of shorts. A kayaking eagle. Squirrel encounters. Bacon grease for crows. Do beetles fly? Old man hips. Ethnic bathroom smells. That thing that happened in Butler, PA.

The saga of exceptional bowel control when Andrew gives Brett gas. Puke reads Warhammer 40,000, The Horus Heresy, Siege of Terra, The End and the Death-Vol. 1. Pizza fight. Cleaning Terry. Where’s the poppi? Several movie reviews. Brett takes the race Miata for the weekend, gets accosted by a hobostress.

Episode 626: The episode number means it’s time to talk about Mazda. Puke transports a kayak. B&G have a wedding questionnaire resulting in bad music suggestions. There could be an olive pocketer. Rotating coffee shops are alarming. Andrew has old bones. The ultimate bowel control. The coffee routine, visualized.

Episode 625: Mystify you mind with 90’s pipe windows. Andrew has coffee autism. The Topps baseball cards of yore. Andrew and Brett take a math quiz, Puke slits his wrists. Have you tried Jim’s Dog Sauce? our first SCCA Nationals autocross was quite the experience, but Andrew is getting old and slow. Puke gets attention…

Episode 624: Has the time of the caterwaul ended? Andrew finds old CRV prices are ridiculous. Hard lines at McKees Rocks from a British mechanic. Lexus model years. Sleep patterns on Juneteenth. The Afghanis have a robotics team? Brett rides a magnificent beast named Petey. Tesla Model Why? The crashing prices of used EV’s. Nostra-dumb-us.

Episode 623: Andrew becomes Morpheus from “The Matrix” and helps a young male nurse break into his rental house. Playing bean games. The WNFL is a thing apparently. How do we sleep? How do the kids make GIFs? Andrew wins the hockey draft. Ye olden drops from yore. Earwig salad.

Episode 622: Birdgirl has flown the coup! Brett’s wonderful nachos. Dining bean debate. Paying for this at any cost. Use the chicken pounder! Organ of Pain. The arts festival of Pittsburgh is awful. The Frick Pittsburgh had a Vermeer on display. Andrew lost to a boy. How many gallons does this truck take?

Episode 621: It’s been one year since we’ve mentioned mayonnaise. But first we discuss the blackest blue paint with a green tint. Egg salad mentalist challenge. Andrew learns to devil the eggs. Getting ‘nnaised. The mostly black kids middle school showcase. A cigar lounge you shouldn’t go to if you’re white. What is the Spargel?…

Episode 620: Miniature VR golf. Did they go to the moon? 1969. Break. Old Man is back! The Chipotle conundrum. A Chik-Filet drive-thru. Break! Building your days around a good poop. Life changing loaf. Are mice mammals? Break! Burping toilet. Mothers ruin hockey. Chunky style almond milk. Break!

Episode 619: A new character is born to fight the mean sewers of the mean streets! What kind of line do bees take? Have you joined a tard club? The neighbors are watching you VR in your underwear. A day of thunder and tears. Andrew doesn’t yell during Miata adventure number 3! Shakes or bumps?