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582: Nothing Better Is Coming
Episode 582: No one agrees on the color of Puke’s shirt. Brett gets his own computer, hilarity ensues. Beans and sardines on a plane. Montana. Debating oats and granola. The Dutch make the most disgusting liquorice. Succotash. Bison vs Elk. Are 9/11 holograms real? Brett ruins the show with Fonzi videos. Which ethnic groups count…
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581: The Only People Going To See It Is Me… and That Boy
Episode 581: PGH gets the Canadian smoke! Puke gets mad at the whiners because he’s experienced real pollution when he was in Pakistan. Andrew gets the drywall. Darshan bidi cigarettes. Is the Ohio river valley really that bad? Fuck windmills! But not the ones from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”. Mattress height. Andrew deals with a…
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580: What Animal Does Marshmallow Come From?
Episode 580: Brett and Gabe join us this week to share a special announcement! Andrew realizes that men get old and only talk about their various pains. We try Mexican wheat wafers. Debate ensues about ox tail, candy corn, marshmallows, Lucky Charms, and licorice. Our PATG plungers are still at Porcfest! Puke passes on the…
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579: Rollercoaster of Failure
Episode 579: NEW timer! Puke and Nick have the new website and new podcast feed ready to go. Andrew wants to tell kids to not get old. Puke is old though so he plays disc golf. Kayaks. T-Swift is in PGH. The liberal reign is over. Kaczynski is dead. A man that cuts hair and…
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578: Explain Why They Would Want Us Jerking Off. (What’s In It For Them?)
Episode 578: Puke kind of deleted the website. However with Nick’s help we now have a new site which needed to be fixed anyway. Andrew finds Puke’s Army BCG glasses. Brett learns what a lathe is. Andrew buys yet another old car and a trailer. Brett goes Hare Krishna. Salt.
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577: Beyond Fluffhood
Episode 577: There was time when Andrew discovered fluff. Bagels. Puke grills chicken. Big bowls and big salads. Brett eats slower. Basal Metabolic Rate. Crepes. Puke found a good use for AI. Andrew is getting old and getting tired. Powerpoint karaoke. Facebook shows Andrew attractive actresses. Memorial Day weekend amnesia. Poop deck.
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576: The White Goo Spectrum
Episode 576: Breaking down the white goo spectrum of foods. Andrew learns that cooking means cleaning his pepita pan. Pole duster. Andrew listens to some terrible local PGH podcasts. Dick for dufus guy canvassing for some dumb bitch liberal. Brett’s bookmarks. Puke realizes the TV show “See” is about PGH 500 years in the future.…
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575: 225 ÷ 6
Episode 575: Andrew tries to catch a fish for Kennywood, regrets. Rope climbing fails. “The Silo”. How many Coen Brothers films was Tim Robbins in? George Wendt; alive or nah? Google Bard answers our questions. Brett keeps getting PR’s. Andrew races a Miata. Are we proud of anything? The Flight 93 Memorial makes Andrew angry.…
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574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers
Episode 574: Brett finds eggshells in a surprising place. What is the origin of the word “septic”? Is centigrade the same as celsius? “Encino Man”, “Dirty Dancing”, “Flashdance”, “All the Right Moves” trailer reviews. Rent-a-boy for Kennywood amusement park. Animal IQ. Andrew needs a lady friend to ride rollercoasters with.
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573: Escape from LA-dy
Episode 573: A new era, a new studio, and new houses. Puke battles the endless groundhogs. Brett fights awful traffic. Andrew rants about a lefty on Tim Pool. Steven Seagal can’t run. But who is the best running actor? Further talk about dealing with animal invaders. Arguments over AI, good or bad. Brett thinks the…
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572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That
Episode 572: Brett observes a hobo at the co-op. Is it spat or spate? Andrew wants to know more about Tik-Tok. We try to guess the movie Brett watched. Andrew tells the “atomic” wing sauce story. Puke has an AI generated surprise for the show. Andrew is back from his Europe trip and knows now…
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571: Perogies Disease
Episode 571: Andrew is back in Germany for the train rides so Puke is joined by Brett and Gabriela to discuss finding a new house to rent, getting a tire fixed in the bad part of town, and Tucker Carlson’s thoughts on aliens. Sesame laws, iced tea beer, the C19 emergency has officially ended, puppets,…
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570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking
Episode 570: Andrew buys extra slippies. Robes, wash or don’t wash? Shitty Slicker vs. Toilet Shirt. Reviewing trailers of all of the baseball movies ever made before 9/11. Are they trying to make a Trans Floyd? Will AI be the end of humanity? Pittsburgh’s bad neighborhoods. Serenity now! What year were all of these movies…
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569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out
Episode 569: Brett is missing snacks. Do goats make yogurt? What to do with an echoey fart. Andrew meets the butcher of his village. Tea beer. Quiche. Trailer reviews of “Jackass Forever”, “Big Trouble”, and “Minx”. Andrew discovers the secret to the cold plunge. Is this the dining room?
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568: Enward B. Browne
Episode 568: We’re back from the foreign lands of Europe! Four countries in 7 days. What did we see? What did we learn? How many traffic violations did we get? In the second half we discuss the new Indiana Jones movie and Dr. Strangelove. Andrew creates the “how old are those actors in the TV…
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567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.
Episode 567: We forget what era of the show this is. Glove debate! Puke is moving the studio some day because Andrew has his own house. It’s a very stupid house. Brett goes to a party with a bunch of lefty Improv Comedy people. Hilarity ensues. Did Andrew get a new passport in time for…
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566: Bukkake Sunrise
Episode 566: What does Andrew do when no one is around? Do podcasts at double speed create impatience? Are we in a new era of the show? We apply the scientific method to hibernation. But what is the scientific method? Puke will eat all the old food. A Jersey cum-dumpster. Pittsburgh filmed movie review of…
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565: Sphinctercise
Episode 565: Happy plandemic anniversary! We remember all the dumb crap of those first days. Brett has a fancy night at the JCC. Belt dysphoria. Andrew learns about “The Weekend”. Bum-bumping should be more acceptable. After 5 years it finally happened to Andrew! Puke is sore. Gym ladies. Mule, donkey, horse, zebra, llama, alpaca, or…
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564: Cheap Skate
Episode 564: Who is Frank? Night Court and Cheers. Many movie trailers of Woody Harrelson based on a movie Andrew loved called “Triangle of Sadness”. Trans in all the women’s sports. Gay loser hockey skates. A day at the ski slopes. Andrew can’t get back into the Penguins stadium.
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563: He Sucked Birds
Episode 563: What is a groin? What is a loin? Can we get a massage of those? Brett delivers to a dildo factory. Divortion Clinic. Jeremy Clarkson gets cancelled, again. Was 1997 the best year? Taxonomy. Andrew buys a stupid house, but for himself this time. Can he put a car in the office? Andrew…
