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528: Ultrasemites
Episode 528: Andrew and Puke played ping-pong and got drunk before starting the show. We apologize to those that can hear. Mothers, Joe Pera, Razorbacks game call, a loud man. Which hockey player does Andrew look like? Donkey Xote, Anaconda, a real snake, riding mower pride, lightning. Puke gets angry at dust, Andrew nearly dies…
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527: Not Your Superior Caucasoid
Episode 527: Let’s buy hearing aids and sunglasses. Where did the best whites come from? Pittsburgh ABNB shooting. Are the cops to blame? Crypto and stocks crash. New backpack for few underwear. TIME magazines from the (alleged) moon landing.
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526: 1-1001, Wipe; 1-1002, Wipe
Episode 526: We’re back from Ohio! And Portugal. We see a super-rare Miata and Andrew’s new engine. A visit to depressing New Kensington, PA. Pronouns. Driving like it’s 1997. COVID test disaster. Joe Pera. Mask free flying. When did Andrew poop?
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525: We Do Apologize To Anyone That Can Hear
Episode 525: Have you ever wanted a Portmansheau musical? No? Too bad! We have a delightful new game of randomly singing our stories now. Hence the name of this episode. Groundhog war, baby squirrels, curly fries, fantasy stripping, Andrew Huberman, Mike Tyson, Anaconda, LS400.
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524: Crab Divorce
Episode 524: Nick Pecone reveals the world of black women’s hair via a Chris Rock documentary that no one has talked about post “slap”. Andrew doesn’t get his phone fixed. Elon Musk isn’t a good-guy. Spotify is garbage. What is a tapestry? GI distress. Nostril distress.
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523: The Worst People In the World Hardly Exist
Episode 523: Is putty a plot to ruin the show? Flat Earth debate. Are we allowed to go to Antarctica? DAVOs daily YouTube videos are insane! Deaf history month is a thing. Would you prefer deaf or blind? Andrew goes to see The Slackers again. Are the groundhogs winning the battle or is Puke? Andrew…
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522: The Night of a Thousand Farts
Episode 522: Pong-bot Alexa powered bluetooth robot. The slippery slope of slippers. Gaming the credit card companies. Portugal. Binaural Beats. Pastrami and Corned Beef differences. Hamburger helper days. Puke is at war with groundhogs. Recognizing our cognitive bias in regards to news stories. No more masks.
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521: The Most Extreme Circumstances of Your Butt
Episode 521: We dive deep into uncomfortable subjects involving our bodies most disgusting parts, processes, and problems. Butts, kidneys, ear wax, poops. All the hits from your childhood and beyond!
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520: Woke Wash
Episode 520: JFK assassination theories. Poorly stored meat. Pizza cheese and cheese on pizza. Puke officially owns his house now. When does the wind blow most? The way it juiced to be, pulp that is. Puke buys all the seltzer. Pallets of beer. The dark side of the 90’s. Beverley Hills 90210. Andrew watches a…
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519: Nobody Knows What a Zebra’s Like
Episode 519: We review the movie “Don’t Look Up” and it’s ridiculous one dimensional caricatures of the so-called “science denier. Apparently it’s a good movie when you realize how silly the premise is in relation to current events. Biden says the dumbest things about inflation. Andrew talks about “The Revenant” blink controversy. What is the…
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518: No Man Can Get These Pants Off of My Hips
Episode 518: An upset occurs on the Puke-Pong table. Learning the rules and tricks of ping-pong. Ladies of pong. The monkey foot. Andrew finds a portmanteau group. Brett’s review of Demolition Man. More 90’s movies. Ukraine opinions. Oil Prices. Andrew never waits in line. Fancy steak house. Farts. Slipper addiction. Puke realizes he should be…
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517: Happy As a Clam In Ceviche
Episode 517: We once again delve into 90’s nostalgia with the TV show, Pete & Pete. Andrew doesn’t know what vitamin D is. Brett has a salad disaster. We moved the largest dining table any of us have ever seen, including a massive sheet of glass. Brett and Gabriela go on a cross Florida trip…
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516: Almost Never Not Had an Egg McMuffin I Didn’t Like
Episode 516: Andrew goes nuts with the mixer effects. What are Bison? Not gonna dance with wolves. Dorito Hate. Why do older women buy Hummel Figurines. Chocolate. Olympics crash videos. Football is boring. Andrew loses $100 to Nick. Myron Cope is the best football announcer ever. Crypto, is it too late? Diabeetus Coin.
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515: Tee Too-in
Episode 515: Andrew travels to the past to warn Puke and Brett about the most dangerous weapon; honking. Trailer reviews of all the best 90’s movies: Demolition Man, Copland, T-2, Jingle All The Way, & Cool Runnings. Who is the best? Schwarzenegger or Stallone? 90’s fashion trends. Chick-Fil-A. Yoga. Closets of CD’s. The Canadian trucker…
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514: I Did An Accident
Episode 514: There were many types of Luminas. How to sit as a man. Car door ding denials. Buffetts are back! The madness of masks. A big tinfoil-hat conspiracy. They caught that monkey! Mango pudding. Crabby goo. Quiznos rat sub commercial. Nicolas Cage.
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513: Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey Monkey
Episode 513: Complaining about the various types of shower-heads and how they might kill you. Andrew goes for a ruck. Puke’s worst album artwork is his best. Dudley Moore. A truck full of monkeys crashes on its way to a lab. A bridge collapses in Pittsburgh during Biden’s visit. Infrastructure. Trains. Miami. Busses. Gooski’s. Ping-pong.
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512: James Edelweiss Schmill
Episode 512: We’ve started a fire of dead birds in the studio. Brett and Andrew learn about bird names. Andrew has to use car insurance for the first time. The Circle movie review. dragging people behind cars for fun. The Elk’s Club. Ping-Pong. Andrew gets hacked. Losing interest in technology because it’s ruining everything. Have…
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511: Thou Shalt Not Covid Thy Neighbor’s Wife
Episode 511: A snowstorm hits Pittsburgh and Andrew is late. Brett had a cold. Snow tires. Updates to the studio. Puke wants a pool table, Andrew argues ping pong is better. VR ping pong. Boston. Andrew disappointed to find only sushi at a sushi restaurant. Football.
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510: Skip To the Part Where You Die
Episode 510: How’s the weather? Then it goes downhill from there. Andrew sees more cops and feels less free in NH. A retarded man tells us to fuck off. Puke’s car gets damaged. Brett loves model trains. Workplace injuries. Planet fitness hate. When is the sunrise. Brett and Andrew try to do math to figure…
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509: It’s Pronounced Chupacabra
Episode 509: Happy New Year! Do you remember drinks with chewy bubbles in them? Micheal Keaton. Andrew visits a bar that “King Pin” was filmed at. Will the CRV get better soon? What is thrust alignment? Movies were better before 9/11. Top Gun! Yellowstone! Beandana? Salad gifts for Brett. The rocketbook. Phishing emails. Andrew is…