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Episode 474: Speaking Spanish. Virtual mini-golf. Bearded dragons. Game of Thrones characters. Farting at a man.

Brett, Andrew, and Young Alex discuss the future.  MUSIC:  “Good Feel” Boy Named Banjo  “Start A Riot” Duckwrth, Shaboozey  “Waiting For the World To End” Elvis Costello

Episode 473: Is Andrew being a fag? What does that even mean? Does he regret it? Will he get to third base or home plate? Why is the toilet lid open? How much sand is in Death Valley? A child’s birthday gift.

Episode 472: Alex is back from his adventure to Texas. We discuss Bass Pro Shop, West Memphis, the Mississippi River, tornadoes, and what to do in Oklahoma. Puke visits Taco Bell. Brett looks at a cunty mirror. Andrew, Puke, and Alex are going to Nicaragua.

Episode 471: How can we make this podcast last forever? Andrew reconciling his father passing away. Dishwasher hate. Andrew gives advice to Tim. We need an official business meeting dancer. Puke sells his house. The tax man is fucking us all.

Episode 470: Dedicated to Andrew’s father, Warren. We also invent ridiculous Sheau themed amusement park rides. They mostly revolve around dicks.

Episode 469: Andrew is back all filled with stories! Dinner debacle, creepy fairgrounds, a Covid vaccine site, hidden Amazon Alexa, washing machines, suddenly a sex shop, tax disaster, and Alex headed for Texas.

Episode 468: Snack science, Columbus, OH parking garages, yellow tuna, state capitals, veteran exploitation, and dead soldiers faces.

Episode 467: Should men own pets? Learning how and when to shower. A torturous audio ordeal. Puke’s new Air BNB and house sale. Andrew has old man pains. The people of CA are pummeled by fear.

Episode 466: Alex asks why there is shame around nudity and bodily functions. Brett asks the gang a question. Andrew is afraid of the show succeeding. Puke moves Air BNB’s.

Introduced as “quite possibly most annoying episode of The Discomfort Zone ever.”  But do Andrew and Brett deliver?!?! You decide.   Andrew has a romantic experience and declares himself “Fit Costanza.” Brett understands what Andrew is saying; he is also fit, neurotic, and has had romantic experiences in his life too.   Together they’ve taken…

Listener and friend Jay joins us again, helping us launch our new rotating TDZ format (Brett’s pain point -> Andrew’s pain point -> listener pain point).

Episode 465: Puke is now in LA and surrounded by the loudest of people in an ABNB that isn’t a stand-alone house. Andrew and Brett went to South Carolina for the pineapples. What would you do if you would die in five minutes? Trying to pee in a cup inside of a car.

PCL230: This is Puke’s last day in Fremont, California. He went to see the Golden Gate Bridge one last time and was rewarded for his patience. Puke also has updates on being paranoid in SanFran, selling his house, trading crypto, work stress, and a new microphone.

Episode 464: Kidney stones, brushes with death, wearing gloves, having back-ups, getting bored, a grim Wal-Mart future, the kitchen whisk, and a dishwasher rant.

Episode 463: We’ve decided to change the format of the show to a coffee table book. Are women more attractive based on their name alone? Should a man wear slippers outside the house? Will VR ruin the world? What is the problem with the new gym? We answer none of these questions.

Episode 462: The best leggings, socks, and slippers. Sheaugi Panels. Andrew yells at a woman. Puke gets carried away with the political posts. Brett wants everyone to stop using porn.

PCL229: Part 4 of Puke’s adventures in California. This PCL episode is available to all of our wonderful listeners! Hear all the fun stuff by signing up at wwwportmansheau.com/VIP

Episode 461: What do you do if you get propositioned for a threesome? We talk about that for an hour. What is a key-cock? Is one of our mother’s a witch? Cobra Kai making us have emotions. Don’t buy your mom a gun.

Episode 460: How many times can a podcast say the word “jizz”? Listen and find out!