Podcast: Portmansheau

Episode 654: The gang talks food guy culture while Puke makes AI images. Gabriela thinks AI wastes water. Arguments ensue. Andrew eats an apple. Puke gets a new hat from Brett. Knobs are Gobblered and weather is predicted by rodents. Are ice-cream jimmies racist? The time Brett went bald. Do you chop wood and carry…

Episode 653: It’s been 2 weeks and Trump is in office. How are people we know reacting? Do we have empathy? How does Puke track his pens? Explaining helicopters. The “food guy” mentality strikes again! Andrew has a new favorite YouTuber. Chasing the FedEx driver. Car scenes in movies makes Andrew sad. Will Trump bring…

Episode 652: How many Rhode Islands fit into Alaska? Why are there so many Guinea countries? Andrew hates this Seve YouTube guy that Gabriela shared with us. Cleaning nick-knacks. Cult behavior. A list of tech old people and Andrew hate. Car companies are tracking you and selling your data!

Episode 651: What are the next big things we’ll never agree on? Psychedelics? Sound baths? Paul Thomas Anderson? Who knows!? Do you like fake crab salad? Does film melt on the set of Lawrence of Arabia? How do train wheels work? How do grenades work? Robot dogs. Reacting to old episodes of ourselves is the…

Episode 650: It’s a new year! Did you eat Chinese food? What is the Jew wire? Petrified raccoon penis for sale. They don’t know what a plumb-bob is! Duck fucking. An airplane tour of the Poconos. Custom omelettes at the breakfast buffet. Jim Thorpe. You can hear everything through BNB walls. Don’t turn around in…

Episode 649: Gabriela has poems. Brett went to church and learned all the lineage of Jesus. Are vinyl records better? What is a psalm? Why do women not believe Andrew when he talks about cars? Cranberry sauce and apple pie. Stop making charcuterie boards too complicated.

Episode 648: Duck Hunt sweaters are confusing. About as confusing as the Project Blue Beam UFO’s flying around New Jersey. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? Or is it bird flu? We’ll plumb the depths of the oceanic shelves to find out. Chopped carrots, potatoes, surprise pickles, and the burnt ends.

Episode 647: Our heroes have returned from their travels abroad! What tribulations did they overcome? Who did they become enraged by? Were there surprise pickles, cut squash, E-Vite receipts, office chairs, organs, or nicotine pouches? Come inside dear listener and hear their tales of triumph.

Episode 646: The black ice has arrived! All the mothers have joined the chat. Licking the salt cave walls. Chinese restaurant names. Family MAGA Thanksgiving. Getting stuck on a snowy road waiting for the snow scraper. How cold is your house? What is a space blanket? We learn a new Estonian word for fullman’s butt.

Episode 645: Don’t look it up! Andrew is back and he’s got a problem with Ep644. He also has a problem with Ep643. He’s an angry little man. Probably because he isn’t playing hockey. Puke makes a 3D printed magnetic knife block. Christmas lights, should we bother? Let’s buy a seaplane. What is an amphibian?…

Episode 644: Math regret caused by microphone arrogance leads to systems thinking. How do we reduce plastic in our balls? Didi RFK Jr get tricked into eating McDonalds? (0’s era suits were awful. Stress snacking. Remember when YouTube was good? Beef Wellington. It’s time to pivot.

Episode 643: Andrew is convinced he wants to visit the greatest city in the world, San Francisco. Where was the Soviet Union? Guess the movie! What happened to the happy blacks? How many moons will smash into Earth? 42 minutes of arguing about what a “league” is.

Episode 642: Well, that happened! Obviously we talked about the election for 2 hours. But also we can’t say “umm”. Andrew learns about Peanut the squirrel. Brett wants to make a movie. Andrew still hates Musk. Puke learns about Kaczynski’s handgun.

Episode 641: Prime yourself for numbers and Jake Paul! Who is voting and why? Do we have hope or fear? Are these cat-ladies for Harris real? Why does Andrew count Trump signs while he drives? Andrew’s Tim Pool bedtime is in jeopardy. Maltodextrin in my drinks. Brett shits in a bucket. Andrew wins the hockey.…

Episode 640: Our animal stories for the week. Guessing the Great Lakes. Eating frog legs. Guessing African countries. Dead turtle in Presque Isle, PA. Guessing Southeastern Asian countries. Fabio. Tits out, dicks out is not a winning political strategy. Puke gets a nail gun! Rock against Bush. Discussing the upcoming election madness. Andrew and Gabriela…

Episode 639: Brett loves the number 9 the way a kid with down syndrome loves his lunch box. Have you watched the 90’s rom-com “You’ve Got Mail”? Did conservatives in 90’s Arkansas really hate gays? Andrew is shocked to find out, yes! Down Periscope, with the Fraser guy. Bursitis Brett. A heritage of not shitting…

Episode 638: Two hours of Tic, Tac, Toe talk! JKLOL! We try to figure out the youth lingo like hag-maxing, gooner, pie-maxing, bussin’, skibidi, salad-maxing, etc. Andrew was right to hate Pittsburgh’s cliche’ tourist restaurant, Primanti Brothers. Rap jacking. Song remix debate.

Episode 637: We argue about Rock-Paper-Scissors for two hours.

Episode 636: Brett & Gabriela have been successfully wed! Andrew played hockey, we are going to see some hockey. Who is George Floyd? Arguing politics at the wedding. Searching for coney dogs. Brevity is the soul of a good text. NO FOOD IN THE STUDIO! Eating popcorn on a plane. Harris political signs confuse and…

Episode 635: Young Alex is here to eat pickles! What are the sexual bases and why is there no home plate? Puke is the only tattoochioed one. Remembering 9/12. What is a Coney Dog? Aroma memories. Who was your childhood hero? Alex learns about space. What is spawning? Beaver tails. Are we colorblind?