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628: That’s Not the Us That We Are!
Episode 628: Big news from the weekend! Shannen Doherty of Beverly Hills 90210 fame has died. Also, Richard Simmons. The length of shorts. A kayaking eagle. Squirrel encounters. Bacon grease for crows. Do beetles fly? Old man hips. Ethnic bathroom smells. That thing that happened in Butler, PA.
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627: I Gotta Go Clean Terry
The saga of exceptional bowel control when Andrew gives Brett gas. Puke reads Warhammer 40,000, The Horus Heresy, Siege of Terra, The End and the Death-Vol. 1. Pizza fight. Cleaning Terry. Where’s the poppi? Several movie reviews. Brett takes the race Miata for the weekend, gets accosted by a hobostress.
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626: Let’s Take Advantage Of This Wet Hand
Episode 626: The episode number means it’s time to talk about Mazda. Puke transports a kayak. B&G have a wedding questionnaire resulting in bad music suggestions. There could be an olive pocketer. Rotating coffee shops are alarming. Andrew has old bones. The ultimate bowel control. The coffee routine, visualized.
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625: That’s My ‘Tism
Episode 625: Mystify you mind with 90’s pipe windows. Andrew has coffee autism. The Topps baseball cards of yore. Andrew and Brett take a math quiz, Puke slits his wrists. Have you tried Jim’s Dog Sauce? our first SCCA Nationals autocross was quite the experience, but Andrew is getting old and slow. Puke gets attention…
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624: Hammer Fist Fuck Face
Episode 624: Has the time of the caterwaul ended? Andrew finds old CRV prices are ridiculous. Hard lines at McKees Rocks from a British mechanic. Lexus model years. Sleep patterns on Juneteenth. The Afghanis have a robotics team? Brett rides a magnificent beast named Petey. Tesla Model Why? The crashing prices of used EV’s. Nostra-dumb-us.
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623: You Ever Seen a Fart Before?
Episode 623: Andrew becomes Morpheus from “The Matrix” and helps a young male nurse break into his rental house. Playing bean games. The WNFL is a thing apparently. How do we sleep? How do the kids make GIFs? Andrew wins the hockey draft. Ye olden drops from yore. Earwig salad.
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622: The Night Your Mom Learned About Sausage
Episode 622: Birdgirl has flown the coup! Brett’s wonderful nachos. Dining bean debate. Paying for this at any cost. Use the chicken pounder! Organ of Pain. The arts festival of Pittsburgh is awful. The Frick Pittsburgh had a Vermeer on display. Andrew lost to a boy. How many gallons does this truck take?
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621: I Think It’s Time For You To Revisit Mayonnaise
Episode 621: It’s been one year since we’ve mentioned mayonnaise. But first we discuss the blackest blue paint with a green tint. Egg salad mentalist challenge. Andrew learns to devil the eggs. Getting ‘nnaised. The mostly black kids middle school showcase. A cigar lounge you shouldn’t go to if you’re white. What is the Spargel?…
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620: That’s Why I Poop With a Gun
Episode 620: Miniature VR golf. Did they go to the moon? 1969. Break. Old Man is back! The Chipotle conundrum. A Chik-Filet drive-thru. Break! Building your days around a good poop. Life changing loaf. Are mice mammals? Break! Burping toilet. Mothers ruin hockey. Chunky style almond milk. Break!
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619: Rev It Up! I’m Gonna Cum!
Episode 619: A new character is born to fight the mean sewers of the mean streets! What kind of line do bees take? Have you joined a tard club? The neighbors are watching you VR in your underwear. A day of thunder and tears. Andrew doesn’t yell during Miata adventure number 3! Shakes or bumps?
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618: Explain the Puffing Process
Episode 618: A weee dram of whiskey led to us attempting many terrible accents. Blackberries versus raspberries. Potatoes. Rice cakes. Every brand of cereal is made from sawdust. What is a roo badge? A sexy photo of Burt Reynolds. All dog breeds are weak and stupid. German AIDS.
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617: Episode 247
Episode 617: Get your dick-beaters out of your pockets! Dreaming of teeth. Multiple mouse tales. Dog ASMR. Look out for Robins! How not to feed birds. Confusing bathroom symbols. Race-car hailstorm freak-out. The meanest storage lady.
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616: Nuremberg Sauce
Episode 616: Happy 412 is flooding day! Brett gives a hobo an umbrella. Yard signage. Whacky Jew products to outsmart God. Ranking the religions. Travolta’s pointy dick. Gabriela gets mad that some of us don’t like dinner parties. Sour Cream and Onion flavored crickets. Andrew scores DEI points for hockey. Gabe is obsessed with some…
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615: What Kind of Fa99ot Marries a Woman?
Episode 615: Men wearing jewelry, yes or no? Watching video games, playing good hockey. The TikTok ban. Was PornHub started by a Rabbi? Andrew watches John Cena sing raunchy songs. Rabbits eat their own poop. Eclipse planning. Popcorn from a not-gross part of Ohio. Ze Germans appear!
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614: Let’s Just Strangle Each Other and Hope We Die At the Same Time
Episode 614: Leopard print keyboards. All black rooms (the color, not the race). Wes Anderson hate. Who is Burn Gorman? Pooping at work or on the road. Tree dyslexia. Hockey stink. Are snakes lizards?
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613: Now That Matt B. Has Surely Jizzed
Episode 613: We argue whether the Chinese are good or bad. After watching some kung fu movies, we are undecided. What is Occidental? Gabe fists a toilet and gets crumbs all over the studio. The great PGH bobblehead heist of 2024. Andrew’s kiddy pool. The size of the Earth.
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612: What Are All Your Sardines For If You’re Just Going to Kill Yourself?
Episode 612: Post office pain! Mini-Golf pain! Airport pain! Kiosk pain! Everything is pain! The groundhog war resumes. VR power-washing robots. Sight without glasses. Radio tower heights. Are the commies in retreat? How do we dispose of the hobos?
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611: It’s Better To Fuck People Than It Is To Fuck Almost Anything Else
Episode 611: Buckle up buttercup! This is a long one! Andrew likes a Sci-Fi show!? Halo LAN parties. Brett’s zipper maneuver. Fort Duquesne Bridge merging. Would you throw an egg at another car as a form of frontier justice? Ham sandwich update! Downtown Pittsburghs growing hobo humps. Andrew touches the governor. Guessing the AFI Top…
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610: BusBoner.com
Episode 610: Websites have ruined Andrew’s week. The Kansas City parade shooting. When the Red Sox almost won the pendant. Google’s new super racist AI. The next generation of porn. Chip-chopped ham. Sebastian calls in from India trying to sell us a website. The enraging PGH City woke-cast. COMPUTER CRASH! We recover from the destruction…
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609: You Wanna Hear White People Say the N-Word?
Episode 609: We had a great night at the PGH Improv watching based Canadian Ryan Long. The worst day to drive to Cleveland to pick up the race car. SO much Hitler talk! What is the exact date, and time you were born b/c Gabriela has a new astrology book or cult or something. Andrew…
