Podcast: Portmansheau

Episode 608: Improvised caterwauling! New suits and new boots. Hotel weed smoke. African bird dancing. American trans dancing. Effeminate man dancing. The Macho Mandalorian. Coping with clubs. Destroying over-confidant children at Mario kart. The Swifty Bowl. Brett rides a bus. Too many Subway sandwiches.

Episode 607: It’s an episode just chock full o’ trailer nuts! We ramble on about all kinds of shows and movies. Andrew finds the absolute worst reality “show” on the internet, and then ruins our lives by telling us about it’s existence. Thanks nerds! Also, Puke thinks the NFL is rigged.

Episode 606: The best movie that takes place in PGH. Dropped digit protection. What are the ages of these 329 different actors? The Museum of Illusions. Magic eyes. Puke restaurant foibles. Dream triggers and memories. Defining 329 different words. Brett salts a walkway, hilarity ensues.

Episode 605: Just a complete clusterfuck of movie trailers, music, random videos, unfinished stories, and confusion. Chinese Elon Musk, air instruments, Bruce Hornsby, model cars, Brett’s throat, Danny Devito’s height, loud hispanics, and a Mexican candy fiasco.

Episode 604: Andrew went to Florida, Brett and Gabriela went the Mexico, Puke went to PS5. We discuss the sights, sounds, and adventures of travel abroad. Brett gets attacked. Andrew buys a hat. Troubles with banks. Taco Bell in Iraq. Finally, we try weird candies from the Yucatan Peninsula.

Episode 603: Last episode of the year! What new horrors await us in the future? Andrew continues to ruin the start of each episode movie trailers. Woody Allen. Summarize your week in 10 words. Andrew damages Puke’s car yet again. Too many pillows! PS5 vs. Switch. Helping Andrew’s grandmother. An entire room for tire storage.…

Episode 602: Welcome to the new era of us actually showing videos in the livestream! Puke is ashamed he took so long to figure this out. Southern accents sound silly. Andrew forgets to brain-a-gen. Always cursing at the phone. What are fruiting bodies? TV and movies we’ve watched. Should movies have explicit sex scenes? Appreciate…

Episode 601: Andrew has a new way to start the show. Brett goes on a Si-Quest. Jew bagels. Race Miata gets a new livery. What does the Heinz “57 varieties” refer to? Synecdoche? Our 2023 Spotify “Wrapped”. Brett finally does something he should have done long ago. Magic Christmas glasses. Puke buys Christmas lights for…

Episode 600: Can you believe we’ve made it this far? Brett complains about mashed potatoes. Andrew makes a possessive joke. Puke doesn’t get it. How to pronounce Kancamagus while your tire is flat. Not respecting the ice. Andrew identifies landmarks from the air. Annoying man on the flight becomes awesome man. Gabriela shares various Indian…

Episode 599: Happy Thanksgiving! What awkward things happened? Puke attends his Uncle’s funeral with his brother; hilarity ensues. Church is still weird. Bag tards, Barbacide, Bezos, and Black Friday. Serving the machines. Hotel paranoia. One of Andrew’s children isn’t long for this world. Andrew gets a new app; hilarity ensues. Oops! Part 3; shower sabotage.

Episode 598: Methed lady walks like David Byrne dances. One movie from every year of the 90’s. Who goes down and who doesn’t in the movie American Beauty? The vent is peeing in the basement. Brett gets a sound bath at a retreat with carpeted walls. Andrew fights two bears.

Episode 597: Finding the coffee storage device. Adding new lights and removing sky-lights. Finding shit to fill the shelves. ER bills. Should we get prepared? House photography leads to GPS panic. Filling our table with appetizers. Battle Impact Screw Fist. You only need 64 bits. A world map of traffic tickets. A cookie for Veteran’s…

Episode 596: Who doesn’t love Mexican Polka? Brett gets a goya bean guitar while being filled with awe. Uncle Dijon explains the way Andrew does. Trick or treaters from the other neighborhoods. Miranda is the worst, apparently. Fartle, part 2, now with more farticipants. Bootgate. Tim Pool is coming to PGH to stalk Brett. Puke…

Episode 595: Andrew’s new truck impresses the union construction crew. The true cost of EV’s if they weren’t subsidized. Will AI solve ABNB or yearly reviews? More Israel/Palestine. Everything is a honey-pot. Panflute. German butt-babies. Adaptable happiness. Defeating the Comcast robot. The Doors. Andrew watches “Sex and the City” and “Destination Wedding”. Fartled awake. Bung…

Episode 594: Tim Pool is stealing our content, this time with Patrick Bet David and his exposed chest. Ted Kennedy’s head used as a size comparison. Trouble in the middle east. Buy more guns, be more prepared. Fuck you for having ears. The life of a pumpkin. Andrew gets a new truck, Puke gets to…

Episode 593: We learn about the various leagues of baseball in Pittsburgh’s past. Just kidding, we never look up any real information on this show! Andrew digs for sea glass. Brett teaches us to feel our butthole. Puke explains clams. There are deer guts on a Miata. Andrew says goodbye to Steve with a lie.…

Episode 592: We are joined by Alice & Danny to discuss babies on diving boards. Andrew wants to fly before 9/11. What is a yacht? Birthing tales. Can you read cursive? Choose a baby name. Bowl-o-nase? Booyah-base? Ragu? Who is Peter Gabriel? Take a second shit. Poopcopter. Andrew buys even more cars. Beware the butthole…

Episode 591: Current events regarding a celebrity penis! Famous men from PGH. German movie directors. The old studio location makes Andrew sad. A notebook! Dog fucker art in Andrew’s house. Pillow Hitler. Crickets! Larceny! Arsony! Shumas! Miatas! Hockey! And so much more!

Episode 590: It’s the day after China did 9/11 and Tim Pool is copying Brett’s dreams. What was the gamer-gate? Is there a drink called Bernard? Cosplay confuses Andrew. The “Sneaky Fuckers Strategy” of politics. Cover bands. Brett brings elite donuts. A PGH podcast attacks those evil property owners buying houses, Andrew takes offense. We…

Episode 589: It’s the hottest Labor Day to ever be labored. Carrying couches and digging ditches. Is Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins the same man? Tim Pool may be listening. Beef alarm! Grilled pizza. Andrew dreams after driving a Miata Cruise. Puke gets vandalized. Squeeze the creamer. The town that saved Christmas.