Portmansheau

Podcast: Portmansheau

  • 578: Explain Why They Would Want Us Jerking Off. (What’s In It For Them?)

    578: Explain Why They Would Want Us Jerking Off. (What’s In It For Them?)

    Episode 578: Puke kind of deleted the website. However with Nick’s help we now have a new site which needed to be fixed anyway. Andrew finds Puke’s Army BCG glasses. Brett learns what a lathe is. Andrew buys yet another old car and a trailer. Brett goes Hare Krishna. Salt.

  • 577: Beyond Fluffhood

    577: Beyond Fluffhood

    Episode 577: There was time when Andrew discovered fluff. Bagels. Puke grills chicken. Big bowls and big salads. Brett eats slower. Basal Metabolic Rate. Crepes. Puke found a good use for AI. Andrew is getting old and getting tired. Powerpoint karaoke. Facebook shows Andrew attractive actresses. Memorial Day weekend amnesia. Poop deck.

  • 576: The White Goo Spectrum

    576: The White Goo Spectrum

    Episode 576: Breaking down the white goo spectrum of foods. Andrew learns that cooking means cleaning his pepita pan. Pole duster. Andrew listens to some terrible local PGH podcasts. Dick for dufus guy canvassing for some dumb bitch liberal. Brett’s bookmarks. Puke realizes the TV show “See” is about PGH 500 years in the future.…

  • 575: 225 ÷ 6

    575: 225 ÷ 6

    Episode 575: Andrew tries to catch a fish for Kennywood, regrets. Rope climbing fails. “The Silo”. How many Coen Brothers films was Tim Robbins in? George Wendt; alive or nah? Google Bard answers our questions. Brett keeps getting PR’s. Andrew races a Miata. Are we proud of anything? The Flight 93 Memorial makes Andrew angry.…

  • 574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers

    574: Boogaloo Shrimp Chambers

    Episode 574: Brett finds eggshells in a surprising place. What is the origin of the word “septic”? Is centigrade the same as celsius? “Encino Man”, “Dirty Dancing”, “Flashdance”, “All the Right Moves” trailer reviews. Rent-a-boy for Kennywood amusement park. Animal IQ. Andrew needs a lady friend to ride rollercoasters with.

  • 573: Escape from LA-dy

    573: Escape from LA-dy

    Episode 573: A new era, a new studio, and new houses. Puke battles the endless groundhogs. Brett fights awful traffic. Andrew rants about a lefty on Tim Pool. Steven Seagal can’t run. But who is the best running actor? Further talk about dealing with animal invaders. Arguments over AI, good or bad. Brett thinks the…

  • 572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    572: I’ve Had Gifts Before and Days Are Not That

    Episode 572: Brett observes a hobo at the co-op. Is it spat or spate? Andrew wants to know more about Tik-Tok. We try to guess the movie Brett watched. Andrew tells the “atomic” wing sauce story. Puke has an AI generated surprise for the show. Andrew is back from his Europe trip and knows now…

  • 571: Perogies Disease

    571: Perogies Disease

    Episode 571: Andrew is back in Germany for the train rides so Puke is joined by Brett and Gabriela to discuss finding a new house to rent, getting a tire fixed in the bad part of town, and Tucker Carlson’s thoughts on aliens. Sesame laws, iced tea beer, the C19 emergency has officially ended, puppets,…

  • 570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    570: Sitting Alone In the Dugout Sucking

    Episode 570: Andrew buys extra slippies. Robes, wash or don’t wash? Shitty Slicker vs. Toilet Shirt. Reviewing trailers of all of the baseball movies ever made before 9/11. Are they trying to make a Trans Floyd? Will AI be the end of humanity? Pittsburgh’s bad neighborhoods. Serenity now! What year were all of these movies…

  • 569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    569: I Gotta Get My Nuggets Out

    Episode 569: Brett is missing snacks. Do goats make yogurt? What to do with an echoey fart. Andrew meets the butcher of his village. Tea beer. Quiche. Trailer reviews of “Jackass Forever”, “Big Trouble”, and “Minx”. Andrew discovers the secret to the cold plunge. Is this the dining room?

  • 406: I Should Be a T-Man

    406: I Should Be a T-Man

    Episode 406: First episode from our new studio filled with our old stuff. Brett is traveling from NH and has to pee. We recap Xmas and NYE adventures. There are several near-death experiences. We decide to delete the Facebook Page. Fridge alarms, door mastery, Star Wars, Uber driver dinner, and the betrayal of tea.

  • 405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special

    Episode 405: Get into the Christmas spirit you brain damaged misanthrope. Andrew’s no-prep lifestyle backfires but he finds his bunny butt. Brett wants a female co-host from Tinder or PornHub. We also discuss terrible malls, gas station coffee dispensers, a package from a listener, Christmas lights, portion control, and learn that the shortest day of…

  • 404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette

    Episode 404: Let’s get into the Xmas spirit ya’ kike! Brett gets Big-Time Baseball. Andrew eats restaurant ham. Hard nipple peecret surprises around a salt-lick. The saga of Andrew’s mother at dinner. Puke pays off his credit cards and needs a job. Andrew reveals his porn watching habits of shame.

  • 403: Culture of Eggsellence

    403: Culture of Eggsellence

    Episode 403: Egg seltzer adventures. Grocery store adventures. Podcast description adventures. Toothbrush adventures. Theft adventures. Movie adventures.

  • 402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

    Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to…

  • 401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

    Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.

  • PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang

    Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.

  • PATG399: French Clam Digger

    PATG399: French Clam Digger

    Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.

  • PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

    Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

  • PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

    Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.