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406: I Should Be a T-Man
Episode 406: First episode from our new studio filled with our old stuff. Brett is traveling from NH and has to pee. We recap Xmas and NYE adventures. There are several near-death experiences. We decide to delete the Facebook Page. Fridge alarms, door mastery, Star Wars, Uber driver dinner, and the betrayal of tea.
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405: I’m Not Jewish Enough for This: A Christmas Special
Episode 405: Get into the Christmas spirit you brain damaged misanthrope. Andrew’s no-prep lifestyle backfires but he finds his bunny butt. Brett wants a female co-host from Tinder or PornHub. We also discuss terrible malls, gas station coffee dispensers, a package from a listener, Christmas lights, portion control, and learn that the shortest day of…
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404: Beet salad, Goat’s Milk Feta Cheese, Candied Walnuts, Golden Raisins, Citrus Vinaigrette
Episode 404: Let’s get into the Xmas spirit ya’ kike! Brett gets Big-Time Baseball. Andrew eats restaurant ham. Hard nipple peecret surprises around a salt-lick. The saga of Andrew’s mother at dinner. Puke pays off his credit cards and needs a job. Andrew reveals his porn watching habits of shame.
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403: Culture of Eggsellence
Episode 403: Egg seltzer adventures. Grocery store adventures. Podcast description adventures. Toothbrush adventures. Theft adventures. Movie adventures.
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402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!
Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to…
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401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!
Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.
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PATG400: The Death of Puke and the Gang
Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.
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PATG399: French Clam Digger
Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.
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PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts
Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.
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PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out
Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.
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PATG396: These Shitty Whites
Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.
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PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid
Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes. 90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US. Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.
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PATG394: Skatermelon
Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.
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PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake
Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.
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PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang
Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?
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PATG391: A Balloon Filled with Chicken
Episode 391: #KegelsNotBagels. The Frick. Which animal would you punch? Day-Cation. High fives from turtles.
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PATG390: Nervous In Tents
Episode 390: #DaddyGang #CoochGobbler #WTFDidAndrewGetInto #AlexBell #WalkForALS #DadJokes #NoButtHoles #NoBluetooth #HappyBirthdayAndrew
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PATG389: Fucker Cuts
Episode 389: Brett’s in NH with the bugs. Andrew has a new restaurant concept. Puke reads listener emails.
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PATG388: Andrew Is My Asshole
Episode 388: Brett deprives his butt of senses. Andrew wants an E-bike and John Travolta. Puke needs a bookshelf and financial advice. What kind of underwear do we prefer?
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PATG387: Fucko d-Chao
Episode 387: Andrew and Puke join friends at the worst Brazilian steak house then we invent a new ethnic slur. Puke pukes. Brett dreads a family visit. The Irishman trailer review.
